My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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