Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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