You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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