thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I can't turn off my feet"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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