i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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