Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
vagina is talking i cant
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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