But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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