3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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