Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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