WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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