3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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