Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
