just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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