i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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