Pregnant stripper...not hot.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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