I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You were trust falling into bushes
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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