I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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