super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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