Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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