Just fell off a train. Bad.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We have started to decorate penises.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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