I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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