He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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