She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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