but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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