you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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