What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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