Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she looked like the before picture.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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