No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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