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I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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