So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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