is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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