You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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