Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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