You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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