what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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