Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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