I'm gonna have a badass scar
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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