i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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