I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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