i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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