their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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