Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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