no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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