3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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