Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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