So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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