So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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