You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
And then my night got REAL pukey
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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