he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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