come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
