watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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