i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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