honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Just puked most of my soul out..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
